Heaven help me

Run dates:  July 9-12 & 16-19, 2026

Directed by Dana Skiles

The three surviving Holloway brothers are facing a dilemma! Their string of casual eateries are losing money and in order to save the family business oldest brother Sam wants to sell the only remaining joint property, a valuable waterfront house in Rockaway Beach, N.Y. The problem is youngest, 'black sheep', brother Rollie has his own plans for the proceeds, namely to pay off the lone sharks he owes money to. Middle brother and business accountant Kevin has an overbearing wife who also wants her share. And let's not forget their deceased brother's widow Martha, who also has a quarter share and needs the money due to a pending divorce! And if all that is not bad enough, said deceased brother Fred is haunting the house and doesn't want anyone else living there!

WHAT THE CRITICS SAID:

"Simonelli really know his characters and writes in a way that really connects with his audience. The play is very amusing as well as very touching."

Males

• Rollie - mid to late-30s - The black sheep of the family and self-proclaimed 'ladies man'
• Kevin - early to mid-40s - The serious brother whose main focus is business despite his overbearing wife
• Sam - late 40’s to early 50’s - the oldest brother, seemingly happy-go-lucky until everyone but him sees Fred
• Fred – mid-30s to mid-40s - the deceased brother, he is playful and beloved

Females

• Rita – mid to late 30s - Rollie's latest girlfriend, a naive but sweet girl who believes in the supernatural
• Martha – mid-30s to mid-40s - Fred's widow, a sweet woman who faints every time she sees Fred

Director – Dana Skiles

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